Truth Social, Trump’s social media platform that Daily Show host Desi Lydic describes as “a website whose business model is ‘What if Twitter was just Nazis?'”, took a serious hit on Tuesday after the stock crashed 20 percent — taking $1 billion of its owner’s net worth along with it.
“Yeah Trump, you lost a billion dollars yesterday!” says Lydic in the monologue above. “Now you’re only worth $6 million you broke bitch.”
Lydic goes on to take some more shots at both the platform itself and its owner, ultimately concluding that Trump is just trying to be in every section of the newspaper at once.
“Finance, politics, style, city crime — it’s only a matter of time until he drops a theatre review,” says Lydic, before putting on her best Trump voice: “‘Just saw Wicked, total witch hunt.'”
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Courtney Milan writes books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Her books have received starred reviews in Publishers Weekly, Library Journal, and Booklist. She is a New York Times and a USA Today Bestseller.
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Before she started writing romance, Courtney got a graduate degree in theoretical physical chemistry from UC Berkeley. After that, just to shake things up, she went to law school at the University of Michigan and graduated summa cum laude. Then she did a handful of clerkships. She was a law professor for a while. She now writes full-time.
Courtney is represented by Kristin Nelson of the Nelson Literary Agency.